LoveLikeLoca

Apr 14

cj-sewers:

thethirddecade1121:

I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

Shit
Apr 11
Apr 11

"I was behind a woman at the checkout counter who was looking at the magazines. She turned to me and goes, ‘There he is again, that Leonardo DiCaprio. Don’t you wish he’d just disappear?’ I said (to myself), this is the moment where I either go, ‘Do you know who I am?’ or put my hat further down, pay for my corn-nuts and get out of there….I choose to avoid that."

Apr 11

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

Apr 11
Apr 10
obviously-jesus:

sports-and-girls:

my weakness omg

same

obviously-jesus:

sports-and-girls:

my weakness omg

same

Apr 10

quote If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
I promise,
You’d cry too.

— l.s.f. (via despawndent)
Apr 10

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Apr 10
Apr 10